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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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WHIFFLEBOY CLOSES IN
ON THE MENACING WALRUSBOY.

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SHE DODGES
THE FEARSOME SLIMESQUIDS.

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ZAPPO! SHE FRIES
THE VICIOUS ANVILBATS.

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GOSALYN, DO WE REALLY NEED
A PLAY-BY-PLAY?

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D.W., I BROUGHT THE CRATE
FROM SHUSH.

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MY NEW
SUPERSECRET GADGET

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FROM THE SUPERSECRET
SPY ORGANIZATION SHUSH!

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I'VE GOT A NEW WEAPON.

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YAHOO!
IT'S NEARLY A WEEK

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SINCE I GOT A NEW GIZMO.

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YES!
MAGIC FINGERS GOSALYN,

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THE GREATEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD PLAYER

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TO EVER GRACE
THIS PLANET!

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I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN,
DAD.

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I'M SORRY, GOS.

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TRY TO HAVE FUN
QUIETLY.

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KEEN GEAR!
MY HIGHEST SCORE YET.

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HEY! THIS THING
DUMPED MY SCORE.

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I WAS GONNA PUT MY NAME
ON THE CHAMPION
WALRUS WHIPPER LIST.

48
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THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!

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YOU PIECE OF JUNK!

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THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT
A COMPLICATED PIECE
OF EQUIPMENT.

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IF THERE'S NO HOLE
IN MY WALL WHEN
I PULL THIS TRIGGER,

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SOMEONE'S GOING INTO
THE TRASH COMPACTOR.

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HMM...MAYBE
IT'S A FLASHLIGHT.

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YOU CHEAP
PIECE OF JUNK!

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YEAH. CHEAP
PIECE OF JUNK.

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G-GOSALYN!
SPEAK TO ME!

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SPEAK TO ME.

58
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ARE YOU O.K.?

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I MUST BE DEAD.

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I'M ON TV.

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I THINK HER BRAIN'S
BEEN TOASTED.

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NO, IT HASN'T,
D.W.

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I'VE GOT
THAT ICKY FEELING

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IN THE PIT
OF MY STOMACH AGAIN.

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THAT GADGET BROUGHT
THE THREE WORST PARTS

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OF GOSALYN'S PERSONALITY
TO LIFE AS EVIL
ENERGY BEINGS.

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THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS
IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THESE INSTRUCTIONS.

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WHAT A STUPID WEAPON.
THIS THING IS DANGEROUS.

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O.K., LEMME SEE.

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ACCORDING TO THIS,
<i>YOU </i>MUST BE LIGHT WAVES.

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AND<i>YOU </i>MUST BE HEAT WAVES.

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WHAT ARE YOU?

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THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL...
RADIOWAVE.

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POWERFUL? OOH!
HAH!

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WHAT HARM
CAN RADIO WAVES DO?

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OH!

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OW! OW! OW!

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OH!

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OW!

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AAH!

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KEEN GEAR!

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WANNA BE
MY SCIENCE PROJECT?

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WHAT ARE WE... FREAKS?
THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!

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YOU WANT
THE GREATEST RADIO WAVE
TO BE A SCIENCE PROJECT?

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I WANNA BE
SOMEONE'S HOMEWORK.

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NOT! I JUST
WANNA HAVE FUN.

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TALK ABOUT WORDS
COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU.

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WHOA!

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OH, YEAH!

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THAT'S A REAL HANDY WEAPON.

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WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THEM
BEFORE THEY CAUSE
MORE TROUBLE.

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SURE THING, D.W.

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UNH! UNH!

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[DARKWING]
MEANWHILE,
A CERTAIN MISS

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WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS
HER BRAIN MADE.

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THOSE GUYS
CAN'T HAVE COME
FROM MY BRAIN!

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I'M WAY TOO COOL
TO HAVE A BIG EGO,

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AND I NEVER GET MAD!

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I'LL CLEAN THE MESS
MY BRAIN MADE.

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HMM...MAYBE A LITTLE
TARGET PRACTICE

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WOULD BE FUN.

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AHA! PERFECT!

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BULL'S-EYE! YES!

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AAH!
AAH!

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A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION SHOT,
FOLKS.

106
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NOW THAT WAS
WHAT I CALL FUN!

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FLATHEADED
CITY PLANNERS.

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HOW DARE THEY PUT
A BUILDING IN MY WAY?

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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

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N-NOTHING. JUST PAYING
MY HEATING BILL.

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HEATING BILL?
I<i>AM </i>HEAT.

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SHOULDN'T I
BE GETTING A CUT...
OR ALL OF IT?

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YUP YUP YUP.

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THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!

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IF THIS CITY DOESN'T
WANT TO PAY FOR HEAT,

116
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MAYBE THEY'D LIKE
SOME FREE SAMPLES!

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[HUMMING
<i>DARKWING DUCK </i>THEME]

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OOH! I CAN'T GET
THAT STUPID TUNE
OUT OF MY HEAD.

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YAAHH!

120
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THE THINGS I'LL DO
TO CLEAR MY SINUSES.

121
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[SNIFFING]

122
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WAIT! MY SINUSES
AREN'T CLEAR.

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SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH
THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM.

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WHAT COULD BE CAUSING
THIS INTERFERENCE?

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PIRATE BROADCASTS?
SATELLITES? SUNSPOTS?

126
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I JUST DON'T KNOW!

127
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OF COURSE! THAT'S IT!

128
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I HAVE THE ANSWER.

129
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I...I...

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I'LL ASK THOSE GUYS.

131
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MAYBE THEY HAVE
AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST
FOR CHAOS AND MAYHEM.

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WE COULD
DO CRIMES TOGETHER.

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YOO-HOO!

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HEY, YOU GALS!

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NEW IN TOWN?

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WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS.

137
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WE'VE EVEN GOT
THE SAME POLARITY.

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YOU THINK YOU CAN
KEEP UP WITH US?

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WE HAVE THE POWER
OF THE ELECTROMAGNETIC
SPECTRUM.

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WHAT DO YOU HAVE,
A BATTERY STRAPPED
TO YOUR BACK?

141
00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,875
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

142
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YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS.

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I'M GONNA GET YOU... AAH!

144
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HEED THIS LESSON, KIDS.
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.

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O.K.

146
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NOW I'M UPSET.

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LOOK.

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THEY'RE GOING INTO
THAT ELECTRONICS STORE.

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YOU STOP THEM
FROM ESCAPING.

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I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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I'M THE LOW POINT
ON YOUR SINE WAVE.

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

153
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ANOTHER $20 GAS CARTRIDGE
DOWN THE TUBES.

154
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THERE'S NOBODY HERE.

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GUESS AGAIN,
SHOEHORN BEAK!

156
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HEY, SMART GUY,

157
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WANNA PLAY WITH SOME
RADIOWAVE-CONTROLLED
TOYS?

158
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:03,708
YAAHH!

159
00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:07,583
HAVE YOU SEEN
ANY EVIL ENERGY DEMONS?

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00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,125
RIGHT IN THERE.

161
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:14,458
DARN IT! THAT WAS
A SUPERVILLAIN.

162
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[HEATWAVE]
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

163
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DANCE, PARDNER!

164
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EE! AH! OOH! AH!

165
00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,333
EE! AH! OOH! AH!

166
00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:29,333
I'M A BIGGER GENIUS
THAN I THOUGHT.

167
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TAKES MORE THAN ONE
UTTER HUMILIATION

168
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TO GET RID OF ME.

169
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MEGAVOLT! LIKE I DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE.

170
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:41,250
YOU'VE IMPUGNED
THE HONOR OF MEGAVOLT.

171
00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,833
NOW YOU MUST PAY!

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[SIGHS]

173
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DON'T WANNA PAY.
I WANNA PLAY.

174
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HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF SHISHKA-BOBBING
FOR APPLES?

175
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WHOA!

176
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PERFECT.
ROAST DUCK
ON A STICK.

177
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NO, THANKS.
I ALREADY ATE.

178
00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,125
SEE YOU LATER,
WAFFLE HEAD.

179
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:08,083
I GOT MORE STUFF
TO SMASH.

180
00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,625
AAH!
AAH!

181
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:13,208
OH, PERFECT!
DYING WITH MY ARCHENEMY.

182
00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,208
I'M REALLY
YOUR ARCHENEMY?

183
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,708
GOSH, THAT'S SWELL.

184
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,750
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
DR. SLUG WAS YOUR ARCH...

185
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,166
QUIET!
WE'RE HISTORY,
YOU UNDERSTAND?

186
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,166
IT COULD BE WORSE.

187
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,708
HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?

188
00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:31,583
YOU HAD TO ASK,
DIDN'T YOU?

189
00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:39,291
SUCK FLAME-RETARDING
FOAM, EVILDOER!

190
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:43,125
WELL,
THERE'S A NEW TWIST.

191
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,708
SMOOTH MOVE,
MEGAVOLT.

192
00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:49,583
WON'T THE WATER
SHORT YOU OUT?

193
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,000
PROBABLY.

194
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,333
AAH!
AAH!

195
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,875
[LAUGHING]

196
00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:04,166
TIMBER!

197
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:08,250
GET READY TO EAT
WAVELENGTH, SAPS!

198
00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:10,458
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!

199
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,166
HMM.

200
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:22,083
GOOD GOING, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

201
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,416
[PANTING]

202
00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,166
NICE JOB
WITH THE SPRINKLER.

203
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,125
THANKS.

204
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,583
NICE JOB WITH THE, UH...

205
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,583
GETTING YOUR GUN MELTED.

206
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,458
HEH HEH. RIGHT.

207
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,875
I'M GONNA NEED HELP

208
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,708
FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
ABOUT ENERGY WAVES.

209
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,083
I KNOW
THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM

210
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,083
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.

211
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,500
WHAT THE HECK
IS THAT?

212
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,833
O.K.

213
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,125
LET'S PUT ASIDE
OUR DIFFERENCES

214
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:58,333
AND WIPE OUT THESE
POWER-MAD PIPSQUEAKS, EH?

215
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:04,458
WE'LL TAKE THE SECRET ROUTE
TO DARKWING TOWER.

216
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,458
AAH!

217
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,000
[MEGAVOLT SNIFFING]

218
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,875
I THINK MY SINUSES
ARE FINALLY CLEAR.

219
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,708
[GOSALYN]
DIRTY, ROTTEN
BRAIN WAVES.

220
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,958
NEVER DID
ANYTHING FOR ME.

221
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:22,416
NOW I'M CLEANING UP
AFTER 'EM.

222
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:26,750
I'M ALMOST FINISHED
WITH THIS FLOOR, DAD.

223
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:30,833
AHEM. YOU MEAN "DAD"
IN THE FIGURATIVE SENSE,

224
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,083
LITTLE GIRL
WHO'S NOT RELATED TO ME.

225
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,583
WHAT ARE YOU...

226
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,875
MEGAVOLT!

227
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:42,750
YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED
BY ALIENS AGAIN,
HAVEN'T YOU?

228
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,291
HEH HEH HEH!

229
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,583
I PRESENT THE AWESOME,
SUPERSECRET...

230
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,583
DARKWING TOWER.

231
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:54,875
COOL!
AUDUBON BAY BRIDGE.

232
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,333
THAT'S JUST A...

233
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,875
UH, UH...

234
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:01,250
A SIMPLE HOLOGRAM
TO FOOL OUTSIDERS.

235
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,625
A HOLOGRAM?
BRILLIANT!

236
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:08,166
NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS
THWART MY FIENDISH SCHEMES!

237
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,000
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

238
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,291
DON'T WORRY.

239
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:17,458
I NEEDED A POWER EXPERT,
AND MEGAVOLT'S A GENIUS.

240
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:22,583
UH, WHEN IT COMES
TO ENERGY STUFF.

241
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,416
GATHER ROUND.
HUDDLE UP.

242
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,416
HERE'S THE WORLD'S
MOST EXTENSIVE LIBRARY

243
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,083
OF PHYSICS
AND BIZARRE PHENOMENA.

244
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,583
THEY'LL TELL US HOW
TO RUB OUT THOSE FIENDS.

245
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:37,083
O.K., EVERYBODY,
START READING.

246
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,708
THAT WAS THE LAST BOOK.

247
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:48,708
I KNOW ABOUT
PLASMA WAVE INVERTORS,

248
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,000
AND IT DOESN'T HELP US.

249
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,500
HERE'S ONE WE MISSED!

250
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:58,000
<i>"SQUISHY THE SQUIRREL'S</i>
<i>BIG BOOK OF QUANTUM PHYSICS."</i>

251
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,583
OOH, I LOVE THAT BOOK!

252
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,583
"SQUISHY AND THE PHASE
TRANSITION COILS.

253
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,583
SQUISHY'S MOLECULAR
STRUCTURE DISRUPTED."

254
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,750
OF COURSE.
IT'S SO SIMPLE.

255
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,500
SO AMAZINGLY SIMPLE.

256
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,416
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.

257
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,875
[DARKWING]
OH, YEAH...

258
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,875
SIMPLE.

259
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:19,458
WHY DIDN'T
I SEE IT BEFORE?

260
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,750
HOW'S A MAGNET GONNA
GET RID OF THOSE GUYS?

261
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,083
OH! QUESTIONS...

262
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,083
QUESTIONS.

263
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,583
WHY MUST YOU DOUBT ME?

264
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,583
YOU'LL DRIVE ME MAD!

265
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,958
MAD, I TELL YOU!

266
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,583
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I ASKED.

267
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,291
OH! WELL, THE MAGNET
WILL INTERPOLATE

268
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:45,750
THE HYPERSTATIC MATRIX
TO A RANDOM CONFIGURATION.

269
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,875
UM...THEY'LL GO BOOM.

270
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,583
YEAH.
UH-HUH.
SURE.

271
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,750
WE NEED
NEGATIVE POLARITY.

272
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,208
THIS IS SOME KINDA TRICK.

273
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,125
EVEN<i>I </i>KNOW
NEGATIVE IS BAD.

274
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,458
POSITIVE IS GOOD.

275
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,458
NEGATIVE.

276
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,458
POSITIVE.

277
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,458
NEGATIVE.

278
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,458
POSITIVE.

279
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,458
NEGATIVE!

280
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,000
NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE!
NEGATIVE!

281
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,458
POSITIVE! POSITIVE!
POSITIVE!

282
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,958
POS! POS! POS...

283
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,583
AREN'T YOU BEING
A LITTLE IMMATURE?

284
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,000
YOU'RE RIGHT.

285
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,708
POSITIVE.

286
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,458
WHAT HURTS MOST IS THAT
YOU CALL YOURSELF A SUPERHERO.

287
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,250
NOW TO LURE THEM IN.
HIT IT, GOS.

288
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,708
ATTENTION,
ENERGY DEMONS.

289
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:31,000
NYAH NYAH NYAH
NYAH NYAH.

290
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,708
ARE YOU SURE
THAT'LL DO IT?

291
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,583
THEY CAME OUT
OF MY BRAIN.

292
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,708
HERE THEY COME.

293
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,750
YES! I DID IT!
I DID IT!

294
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,125
[AIR PUMPING]

295
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,833
YOU DID IT,
ALL RIGHT.

296
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,500
TOLD YOU SO!
TOLD YOU SO!

297
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,875
WELL, DARKWING,

298
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,458
ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS?

299
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,583
I'M THINKING.
I'M THINKING.

300
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,708
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

301
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,833
I'M BETTER THAN EVER...

302
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,833
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.

303
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:37,166
KEEN GEAR!
WE GOT THE POWER.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

304
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,958
LET'S SMASH STUFF!

305
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,708
HEY! LET'S GET
SOME ICE CREAM.

306
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,875
THEN WE'LL SMASH STUFF.

307
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,166
I WAS NEVER<i>THAT </i>BAD,
WAS I?

308
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,708
WHAT NOW?

309
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,708
HMM. WE COULD ZAP IT
WITH NEGATIVE POLARITY...

310
00:16:56,708 --> 00:17:00,166
LIKE I SAID
IN THE FIRST PLACE!

311
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,458
D.W., SHE'S MOVING
OUT OF RANGE.

312
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,750
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

313
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,375
I'M A GENIUS.

314
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,166
NOT JUST ANYONE COULD FIND

315
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,291
A SUPERTANKER FULL OF
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.

316
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:28,375
DON'T LOOK, GOS.
IT'S HORRIBLE.

317
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,708
IT'S JUST ICE CREAM.

318
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,166
OH, YEAH.

319
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,833
I... I... I KNEW THAT.

320
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000
UH-OH. MINOR
VISIBILITY PROBLEM.

321
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,208
[LIGHTWAVE]
TIME FOR SOME
BATTING PRACTICE.

322
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,500
AAH!

323
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,875
MAYBE A DIRECT ATTACK'S
NOT THE BEST WAY

324
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,625
TO GET THEM BACK
TO THE MAGNET.

325
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:05,583
SUPPOSE THEY'D FALL
FOR THAT "NYAH NYAH"
THING AGAIN?

326
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:09,083
THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY WERE HAVING FUN.

327
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,583
FUN? THAT'S IT!

328
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,625
THEY'RE PARTS OF ME.

329
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,708
HOW WOULD YOU TRICK ME
INTO GOING SOMEWHERE?

330
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,708
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD GAME.

331
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,166
THAT MONSTROSITY
WILL BELIEVE
THIS IS REAL?

332
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,750
SHE'D BETTER!
I BLEW MY ALLOWANCE
ON THIS COSTUME.

333
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,750
O.K., MEGAVOLT,
YOU LURE HER HERE.

334
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,708
WHEN SHE REACHES
THE "X,"
HIT THE SWITCH.

335
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:38,208
SWITCH THE "X"
AND REACH THE LURE.

336
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,166
YEAH. THIS'LL WORK.

337
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,875
[MEGAVOLT]
EXCUSE ME.

338
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,958
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

339
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:50,083
UM...THERE'S
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST

340
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,583
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD
VIDEO GAME OVER THERE.

341
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,000
COOL BEANS!

342
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,875
MY FAVORITE GAME.

343
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,333
[MEGAVOLT]
HERE SHE COMES!

344
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,875
O.K., GOS, NOW!

345
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,583
SAVE ME! SAVE ME!

346
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,750
I'LL DODGE THE EXPLODING
ROLLERCHICKENS

347
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:19,166
TO SAVE YOU FROM
THE EVIL WALRUSBOY,
PRINCESS.

348
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:23,958
WHOOPSIE.

349
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,958
SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD?
WAY COOL!

350
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,833
YOU CAN HIT THAT SWITCH
ANYTIME, MEGAVOLT.

351
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,000
WHOOP!
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!

352
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,833
THIS JOYSTICK
DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.

353
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,208
[GULP]

354
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:44,583
ISN'T HE A LITTLE TUBBY
FOR WHIFFLEBOY?

355
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,166
WHAT FUN.

356
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:53,250
OUR OWN DARKWING DUCK
TO PLAY WITH.

357
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,750
YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED
SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD

358
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,000
UNTIL YOU'VE PLAYED
AGAINST US.

359
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,458
LET'S MAKE THIS
MORE LIKE THE REAL GAME.

360
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,416
WE NEED...GOBLINS.

361
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,166
NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.

362
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:16,708
AND FALLING SLIMESQUIDS
AND ANVILBATS.

363
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,708
NO SWEAT. CHILD'S PLAY.

364
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:25,875
AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE EXPLODING ROLLERCHICKENS.

365
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,458
[DARKWING]
ALL RIGHT.

366
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,500
THIS IS GETTING TRICKY.

367
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,333
NOW LET'S SEE YOU RESCUE
THE PRINCESS.

368
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,958
LEMME GO, YOU
PERSONALITY-STEALING BOZO.

369
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:39,625
NO VIDEO GAME'S A MATCH
FOR DASHING DARKWING DUCK.

370
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,208
I WIN...NATURALLY.

371
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,291
WRONG!

372
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,208
HAH!

373
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,625
HA HA! DOPEY ME.

374
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:54,125
I FORGOT SHE SUCKED UP
ALL THE POWER.

375
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,625
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL...
DOOMED!

376
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,000
HEY! WAIT A SEC.

377
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:06,250
IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU,
DARKWING.

378
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,208
IT'S BEEN FUN.
THANKS.

379
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:14,208
MEGAVOLT,
NOW'S A GOOD TIME
TO PULL THE SWITCH.

380
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,083
HEY...

381
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,708
WHERE'S MEGAVOLT?

382
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,958
NORMALLY,
I ENJOY FREE FALL.

383
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,875
DID WE GET HER?

384
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,375
YEP, YEP, YEAH.

385
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,458
ZAPPED HER
INTO OBLIVION.

386
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,875
LAST WE'LL SEE
OF<i>THAT </i>MENACE.

387
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,958
DON'T BE SO SURE.

388
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:46,000
WE JUST DISBURSED
THEIR ENERGY PARTICLES.

389
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,166
THERE'S
A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION
CHANCE

390
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:52,208
THEY COULD RE-FORM
THROUGH SOMEONE'S TV.

391
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:56,000
THEY'D ONLY NEED
A SIMPLE PARTICLE
ACCELERATOR!

392
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,583
<i>PSST! HEY, KID...</i>
<i>YOU.</i>

393
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,083
<i>YEAH, YOU.</i>

394
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,708
<i>COME ON, BE A PAL.</i>

395
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,583
<i>GO FIND US</i>
<i>A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.</i>

396
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,583
<i>PRETTY PLEASE.</i>